Silly quiz thing:

What font are you?.

I cannot reproduce it here in the given font, but:

"You are Mrs. Eaves. Gosh, Mrs. Eaves. You enjoy the quiet and don't understand why the kids these days have to be so darn loud. You're a little fussy and a little old-fashioned, but you've got a big heart."

I will cop to the "fussy" and "old-fashioned" but I leave it to others to decide upon the size of my heart.

(examples of Mrs. Eaves.)

Oddly enough, I listed "Napoleon Dynamite" as the movie I would most likely choose to watch, and that was (apparently) not enough to overrule my thought that tea and a discussion of reading-lists would be an ideal date for me. (Though sadly I realize there are probably vanishingly few men on this planet who would find that a worthwhile date.)