Lynn can have her Squeez Bacon, I'm going for ANOTHER wonderful Think Geek product they have chosen today (OF ALL DAYS) to roll out:
Unicorn Chaser. Yes, the very first version of brain bleach!
Not that I see so very much horrible stuff on line (though on one of the Ravelry boards I frequent, someone posted a photoshop mash-up of a lotus seed-pod and a breast, and it took me weeks to stop shuddering and imagining tiny worms), but I could sure use it for those times that students want to "share" their troubles and I can't quite shut them up by playing either the HIPAA card or the "but if I'm called on to testify in court I shouldn't have heard this" card.
Of course, I suppose in 15 years they'll find that Unicorn Chaser has some terrible side effects, including brain blankness and random drooling.
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I'm not entirely sure about the Squeez Bacon. As I said, it boggles the mind but that includes negative as well as positive boggling. I am also skeptical about how close the taste comes to real bacon. If it's good enough I can see myself putting it on a cheeseburger but I'm not sure what else.
If it was anywhere else but ThinkGeek I would be wondering if might click on the links tomorrow and find that they had been revealed to be April Fools jokes.
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