Tuesday, September 01, 2015

Guys, guys, guys!

Someone on ITFF mentioned Bartleby the Scivener and I now totally know what I will do if I am pressured to join a "fitness team" on campus*

I will form Team Bartleby.

I can even see AWESOME team t-shirts.

On the front, it would say


on the back, in v. small letters, it would say,

"I would prefer not to."

What? It's literary. We do literary on campuses.

(*Almost certainly not, sign ups end tomorrow and most of the e-mails today about stuff have been "save the date" about Homecoming. Die Merkfähigkeit ist kurze.)

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