My "loyalty discount"

So, the cable and internet company that bought out the old cable and internet company told us we'd all get a "loyalty discount" on our June bills as compensation for all the mess.

My June bill came.

With the high-speed internet, equipment rental, and mucho cable channels, my bill runs just about $140 per month*

My loyalty discount? $1.50

Oh, I have just the right sound to portray how I felt when I saw that:



(*Yeah, I know. But I don't eat meals out, I don't go to movies, I don't buy many clothes. And having good internet access and ALLLLLLL the cartoon channels is important to me.)