SPAM: You are doing it wrong.

I received a spam (well, really a SCAM spam) message today. The text of the message was in the subject line, which makes me think the person sending it out was a rank amateur.

Text of the message/subject line:

"YOUR OUTSTANDING PAYMENT This Is To Notify You That After Our Meeting Today With The President, Accountant General Of The Federation, Office Of The Senate House, And House Of Representatives We Came To A Conclusion That We Have To Pay You The Sum Of Us$10.7 Million As Your Contract Entitlement. The Payment Will Come To You Via Cash Delivery; Therefore You Are To Re-Confirm The Following 1.Your full name 2. Full address 3. Direct Phone 4. Occupation,5.age Yours Sincerely,LT JAMES MORGAN"

As my grandmother used to say: Go on, pull the other one.