Good all around:

NO horrible embarrassing signs. (Especially none with my baby pictures on them. Not that I looked so horrible as a baby, but it's just still kind of embarrassing. Actually, I was kind of a cute little kid, but it's still embarrassing.)

But: YES cake. My secretary bakes a birthday cake for anyone who is unattached but has a birthday during the school year. (People who are coupled, presumably, their significant other has to provide them with cake.) So I have a piece of cake to eat after I finish my yogurt and orange.