SO disturbing on SO many levels:

James Watson bobblehead doll

And it's not even "young geeky-cute James Watson"! It's "Dirty Old Man James Watson"!

(I say that because I read an excerpt of his recent autobiography and was disappointed that he seemed to spend an inordinate amount of time contemplating the women of Cambridge and how to get into their pants. He's also turned out - given some of his statements on fat people and what should be done with babies that are born with a disability - to be quite a cranky old man, and not cranky in the entertaining sort of way).

If I ever become famous, I'm inserting a codicil into my contracts - and also into my will - that they can never make a bobblehead doll of me. (There's really no danger of that, though, considering that I'm pretty much fated to labor in obscurity.)

For this one, I am initiating a new label category: "ewwww"