Well, that tears it.

I have to go somewhere this weekend to stock back up on paper towels. Maybe it's time for a "Sam's Club" run.

Never, ever, ever forget you have a couple of potatoes stowed in an opaque plastic bag in your kitchen. Right now I've got a "poultice" of paper towels soaked in water and lavender kitchen soap to try and dissolve the hardened "body liquor" (sorry, but having been part of departments where Gross Anatomy is taught, that's what the juice from rotten potatoes makes me think of) and mop up that which was still liquid.

And vodka is sometimes made out of fermented potatoes? I can't believe people willingly drink that stuff.