Bet you didn't know Einstein was a knitter.





hahahahahahahaha.

(I'm just sorry I couldn't come up with anything deeper for him to say).

You can make your own at the Einstein chalkboard generator

and on a roughly similar theme:

You Passed 8th Grade Science

Congratulations, you got 8/8 correct!

Could You Pass 8th Grade Science?

Thank goodness. So they don't have to take that thur fancy diploma-thingy away from me. (Except: they confused me on one question because "neutron" was misspelled as "neuron" and I was trying to overthink it, until I said, wait, in 8th grade science we didn't even talk about neurons).

and as for potential/kinetic: the same effect comes nicely by dropping a heavy hardbound textbook from over-the-head height, preferably in a classroom of nearly-snoozing students. (Yes, I have done that. And laughed gleefully afterwards)

Annnnnd:




I'm only 10% stupid! (That 10% must be the part when it comes to dealing with people). Seriously, most of the questions on that test were of the "Can you remember a statement I made five seconds ago and apply it to the question now" variety. Not so much requiring smartness as attention.