"20 Questions to being a Better Person"

Your score as a human being is 86.75.

You are close to ideal. So close, and yet so far. Amusing, really, to watch someone squirm so close to the vaunted ranks of perfection and still remain so very, very ordinary. It is all one can do to keep one's ingratiating smile from polluting one's perfect face.

Actually, one recommends you take the quiz again and lie a little."

Oh, and lying makes one a better person?

(Link snagged from Purlingswine. There, giving that hat tip MUST boost me at least a point and a half...)