Fun with bears

So apparently  there's this story making the rounds about a young black bear that was trying to get into a house (probably because of FOOD) through the cat door.

Of course, it would be kind of horrifying to walk into your kitchen and see a bear's head poking in through the door (though most bears, if they're not a sow* with cubs, are not too terribly dangerous and will usually retreat if you make yourself big and loud)

(*Yes, that's what a female bear is called)

But of course, my mind immediately went to a silly place.

Okay, maybe that one is a little horrifying.

A moment later, I thought of this, which I like even better: