We're supposed to get OH NOES GIANT STORMS WITH HAIL THE SIZE OF BABIES' HEADS!!!11!!" later today.

While I am at work.

I know I said last week that I wanted a "dimplemobile" like the golf-ball divot car the Mythbusters made, but I don't think I want a "dimplemobile" in this way.

I knew something was wrong when I walked out my front door just before 7 am and found that it was warmer than it had been all week. That's always a sign of something bad here in the fall - warm temperatures early in the morning: Gulf air is getting sucked up by an oncoming massive cold front.