"I reeked of salty bacon and salami, which I found out is actually quite alluring to guys. If you ever need a date, I highly recommend wearing a meat dress".
Perhaps THAT'S what I've been doing wrong all these years...
(Yes, the woman in question literally made a dress of meat. And then wore it to a party.)
2 comments:
That is SO disgusting. But really funny!
-- Grace in MA
I'm about to toss more than a salad. :)
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