...or perhaps, it won't be such a busy week if the tiny but non-zero probability is the one that actually happens.

Of course, would we know? Might the hypothetical but vanishingly-unlikely black hole just transport us all to another region of the universe, and things go on pretty much as they are now, except the constellations are in the "wrong" places?

Or maybe we'll wind up in one of those alternative universes that is hypothesized to exist (keeping my fingers crossed that it's either one where I'm Benevolent Dictatrix of the World or one where I am the figurehead of a Martha-Stewart like multimedia empire but am basically universally adored while having to do little actual work).