dragonknitter did this: you have to answer the questions with just one word.

I do reserve the right to asterisk and explain in a couple cases.

1. Where is your cell phone? purse
2. Your significant other? non-existent
3. Your hair? dry
4. Your mother? loving
5. Your father? funny
6. Your favorite thing? joy
7. Your dream last night? corporate*
8. Your favorite drink? water
9. Your dream/goal? balance
10. The room you're in? office
11. Your ex? priest**
12. Your fear? humiliation
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? safe
14. Where were you last night? home
15. What you're not? spendthrift
16. Muffins? blueberry
17. One of your wish list items? time
18. Where you grew up? Ohio
19. The last thing you did? prepped***
20. What are you wearing? slacks
21. Your TV? off
22. Your pets? none
23. Your computer? buzzing
24. Your life? good
25. Your mood? tired
26. Missing someone? family
29. Favorite Store? craft
30. Your summer? working
31. Like someone? mmmmmmmaybe
32. Your favorite color? green
33. When is the last time you laughed? recently
34. Last time you cried? yesterday****

So the explanations:

* It was some kind of weird corporation. I was in R and D but the bosses had fired the cleaning staff, so all of the R and D folks, all of the salespeople, all of the IT guys were being made to clean the whole building.

** yes, really. No, he entered the priesthood-training-process several years after we stopped dating. (And no, I don't think it was because of me.) It wasn't anything horrible if that's what you were thinking. (And if it was, shame on you.) And in retrospect, it probably wouldn't have worked, even if he hadn't had that vocation thing buzzing at the back of his head. Still, he was the first guy in a long time that made me feel like I was beautiful, and that's worth a lot to me.

*** For teaching

**** Last night's "House," dammit, when the girl's "mother" started to fade and go away (she was an hallucination) and she took off her cross necklace and put it around her daughter's neck - and it turned out it was the one that was already there. (It would make more sense if you had seen the episode)