With this cough, it hurts massively to laugh.

But I am anyway. At LOLGeology (a/k/a "I Can Haz Faultline?"). Oh, snap. I can't believe the cleverness (and silliness) of some people.

(Courtesy of Violins and Starships

(And no - the plumber hasn't shown yet, and it's after 1 pm. Grrr.)