I got to thinking about my offhand remark about "what song (or snippet of a song) would make the MOST INAPPROPRIATE horn "ringtone" on a car."

And I thought: I should ask my readers to come up with ideas; they're creative, they'd probably think of stuff that would make me laugh. (And believe me, after this week, I need to laugh.)

Then I thought: wait, I should make it a CONTEST.

So - here is the over-Labor-Day challenge to you: Drop in the comments (either here or on the previous post) what song (or section of a song) you think would be most inappropriate for a car horn to play. (If it's a particular bit of lyrics, you might supply those - I don't always remember lyrics of a song based on the title).

The winner (provided I have more than one person who bites) will be the one who makes me laugh the most. (Sorry, I know that's totally subjective, but it IS my blog after all). The winner will receive some kind of small prize in the mail - perhaps yarn, perhaps a couple of quilter's fat quarters, perhaps some tea from Adagio teas - prize will be dependent on the interests of the winner.

So start thinking of that last song you (or perhaps your friendly local Highway Patrol dude) would want to hear blaring out of the horn of a car.