Wait, I just remembered another commercial from the Sthuper Bowl that I liked:

The Robert Goulet sneaking-into-your-office-when-you're-dopey-from-the-3-pm-metabolic-crash one.

I mean, the kids didn't get it - they were like, "Who's that guy?" but I was laughing at the sheer RANDOMNESS of it. I mean: when was the last time YOU thought of Robert Goulet?

And it's such a great excuse: I can't find my flashdrive? Yeah, Robert Goulet must have taken it. My students papers are scattered all over the floor and graded "wrong"? Must be Robert again.