There are two things on which I can no longer be silent.

(And the juxtaposition of the two is head spinningly inappropriate, but whatever).

First: I keep getting spam-ads that claim "any med to make your girl happy!" I never open these spam, but I presume they are not selling SSRIs or MAOIs. And seriously? It's a pretty narrow and sad concept of the world if "happy" solely equates to "is having lots of s*x with you because you are taking some kind of enhancement pill, and thus she must, lest you wind up in the emergency room with that scary side effect..."

like my friend D. says, size has nothing to do with it if the technique ain't there.

(I can't even believe I went there with that. But I'm just SO fed up with that spam - and fed up with the fact that the dumb spammers can't even be bothered to check if I'm female or not, they just send it on any way, and so, they're probably majorly ticking off half of the population.)