And another reason why Life is Not Fair:

why is it when your average male comedian dresses up in drag, his legs look better than mine?

(Watching a rerun of the old Flip Wilson show right now - he's a "hip bride" in a pink and orange mini bridal gown. And his legs are enviable.)

(Flip Wilson cracks me up - I love it when he gets off a line he thinks is particularly good and he does that little "upper body rotate" that he does)