I am forced to conclude that I have watched "The Simpsons" for far, far too many years.

Today, writing my Literature Cited section for one of my papers, I was typing in the reference for a paper on an artifact of sampling called "pseudoturnover"

and in my mind, I thought as I typed, "MMMMmmmmm....pseudoturnover...arrrghghghghghghgh...."


I wonder, is a pseudoturnover one that's made with fake fruit? Or with artificial sweetener?