Work avoidance hoy!

Thanks to my blogring neighbor, Morgan, who linked to this Essay Generator. Yup, it generates a randomized essay on any topic you type in.

(Michelle, if you're reading this, maybe this is what you need to help you write up that dissertation for publication!)

Sadly, though, it looks like it mostly generates essays with an econ/sociology flavor, and not scientific type papers.

Back to the milkweeds....But first, some quotations from an essay on fillyjonk:

"Primarily fillyjonk builds trust among the people. It grows stonger every day. " Yup, pretty much.

"Seemingly oil prices world wide are driven entirely by fillyjonk." Mwahahahahaah. And here you thought it was the War in Iraq, OPEC, Halliburton...nope, it's me.

"In conclusion, fillyjonk has a special place in the heart of mankind. It questions, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest, and figures show it's a winning formular." Except for the fact that I hate it when people say "literally" when they actually mean "figuratively", I'll take it.

"What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Leonardo Clooney: 'I demand fillyjonk, nothing more nothing less.' [3]" Oooh, I wonder if he's related to George. Maybe he could introduce us?