Yet another way to waste time, courtesy of The Hestia Chronicles:

The random title generator

some examples for me:
Vice Alderwoman of Furry Wilderness Creatures, Fillyjonk W. Buttonnose
Kahuna of Films, Fillyjonk Poutylips
(umm...ok, I'm turning the "sex-specific" thingy off...)

Minor Maharani of Cats, Fillyjonk Catherine Greely
Queen of Quantum Mechanics, Fillyjonk Q. Lichtenthal
Mighty Priestess of The Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man, Fillyjonk von Adams

I don't even know what some of these mean.

Princess Junior Grade of Bad Puns, Fillyjonk V. de la Ellis II
(OK, that one might apply - at least if you ask my students.)